Billionaires

We (The shit-libs) hate billionaires... And climate change is super important... But only until a corporate feminist needs to spend $70,000 a month in her private jet to get her front end loosened by a tight end...

Hym "And then billionaires are fine. And climate change? Well, you see, it isn't THAT billionaire that is the problem... It's only the ones that aren't willing to feed little girls to my donkey overlord. But seriously guys... It's SUPER important that the kills from the Palestinian genocide add to my scoreboard, ok? Don't give them to the Jews."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

LADY BILLIONAIRE

A woman named Dian Deneen Powell Hatcher who hit the Powerball jackpot for a billion dollars!

Congratulations Lady Billionaire for hitting the Powerball jackpot for a billion dollars!

by $$$MILLIONAIRE2BILLIONAIRE$$$ March 28, 2025

First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire

NO YOU ARE NOT, BITCH!

Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Slurpdog Billionaire

The upgraded version of a Slurpdog Millionaire wherein Vodka is used to enrich the brew.

Bro, we Millionaire'd last time, aren't you ready to Slurpdog Billionaire?

by uslurper May 22, 2015

Billionaires

So, should fuck-boys not exist or are you going to broaden the distribution of that too?

Hym "The parallel between billionaires and fuck-boys is there."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Billionairing It

When a song is played on the radio so much that you hear it again almost 20 minutes after hearing it the first time

Tim: Gosh you know that new song
Chris: Yeah what about it
Tim:I'm gonna stop listening to it they're billionairing it
Chris: Whats the record
Tim: I got in the car heard it, got out the car bought something, got back in and heard it again. So like 15 min
Chris: Damn

by 5 In The Morning January 1, 2012

Billionaireitis

Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,

Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.

by MavrickSauls May 8, 2024