big mac

The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
by JayMac September 02, 2005
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a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?

he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
by dildo mcdillington July 20, 2008
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A fat woman's vaginal region after you flip it
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the big mac

This term is used for insulting someone fat,overwhieght, huge,etc. this is because the Big Mac is a very big and fattening burger from Mc'Donalds. You can also use the term Mc'double.
(In a classroom with a fat teacher) student1"the Big Mac is comeing" student2 " everyone do your work!!" Fat teacher " I'm back now do your damn work!!"
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big mac

a big fat person with lots of rolls..
god that guy is a big mac
by brittany February 25, 2005
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(tune: camptown race)
you're going home in a body bag
doo da, doo da
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
one too many big macs
gave you a heart attack
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
by corsair47 June 12, 2008
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big mac

When a man fornicates with the buttocks of a woman. Different from anal because penetration of the anus is not necessary, it is most similar to titty fucking, only with the buttocks. Works best on women with large posteriors. Named due to the fact that the male is sticking his meat in between her buns.
I'd big mac the shit outta her ass!
by Ed the viking July 13, 2011
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