Bifter

A girl who's attractiveness is irrevocably hindered by her superfluous weight. A fat chick.

My friend Eamon got drunk and went home with a real Bifter last night.

by Inferno Oreste November 17, 2010

Bifter

A slang term given to the lumps of rock found on ski slopes that need to be "De-Bifterd" in order to remove them

"Watch out James, there's a bifter on the slope!"

by NaFB June 18, 2013

Bifty

Alternative term for spliff, along with joint and doobie.

Weed rolled in a king skin or single skin, can be coupled with tobacco.

Dude, Im so high, want another Bifty??

Thats some amazing Bifty.

by NuclearMeercat June 16, 2009

bifter

A bifter is basically a marijuana cigarette, a really big one.

Nar dan, Gimme a toke on that phat bifter!

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

bifta

a spliff

'just rolled a fat bifta !'

by <banky> October 10, 2008

Bifted

Under the influence of marijuana particularly or, more generally, other recreational drugs.

'Does your dealer do good gear?'
'Fuck yeah! After, like, a couple of tokes you're totally bifted'

by Bill December 4, 2003

Ifty Bifty

A shifty sort of fellow - the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like 'Would you like a lawnmower for £5? It's a bit shit yeah, but it's alright.'

'That fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.'

by Richard JKNS March 28, 2009