by ThePersonLivingInUrWalls December 24, 2022
Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.
by Jickle my Pickle February 19, 2023
Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state
Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil
by Almosteverythingcomics December 16, 2022
by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021
by Dababy sitter November 28, 2020
The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.
Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…
by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 24, 2022
An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.
You got Bezoed, my man!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 03, 2022