Beasley

An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.

Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?

Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.

by Matt Wronski January 11, 2008

Blackout Beasley

a women that get very intoxicated from minimal amouts of liquor and becomes very crude, violent and does rediculous things.

-" HOLY FUCK, last night i pulled a Blackout Beasley and got roasted" - classic "BlackoutBeasley"

by blackout beasley May 15, 2012

No Beasley

A phrase used when you say something that sounds homosexual, but isn't.

Synonym: No Homo

I'll pick you up at 8 and we can hit it together, No Beasley

by xXyoloswagtttXx August 2, 2019

beasley

brown nose know it all tattle tale

man did you see that beasley tell the boss on me

by the chic May 1, 2009

Beesley

A awesome guy that will do anything for the girl that he cares about with all his heart. He will often go for a girl called Shannen and will go crazy for her for the rest of his life. Will get drunk at parties and do stupid things like let people put fags out on his chest but the next day he will tur around and be like "Dude that was so worth it" the cringe in the pain. Likes to be the centre of attention and will wear a mankini at at guy called Jack Ashleys party to get it. He wants to go down in history as being a machine and will work to get it.

Example one:
Paul: "Dude wtf is up with your chest?"
Beesley: "Some guy put fags out on me..."
Paul: "worth it?"
Beesey: "HELL YEAH!"

Example two:
Sam: " So whos this girl you keep going on about?"
Beesley: "Shannen and im fucking crazy about her"

by Puppiie May 23, 2010

beasley

An absolute tosser

What a beasley

by Pedo joe May 28, 2018

Beasley

Defined as crazy or extreme, whether good or bad. Used in a sentence: "That guy is beasley at the game".

That guy is beasley at the game.

by reb ( i shot up my school ) November 7, 2021