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Benson

A sarcastic drunkard with a last name as his first name.
That guy is such a jerk, he can only be a Benson!

Only a Benson would create an Urban Dictionary War
by pronoun149 November 4, 2010
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benson

That kid's benson is so huge, it looks like he is a bobble-head er' sumthin'.
by Ryan"TheBalls"McDermott January 2, 2006
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benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,
Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.
by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009
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Benson

-verb. to display stomach prominently usually while lecturing at a blackboard.

-adjective. characterized by being the greatest advisor in the world; being supportive, highly loyal; greatly skilled at delivering just the right advice when you need it
-verb. My friend hates seeing folds of fat, so when fat chicks Benson, he has to barf.

-adjective. My mom was so Benson this summer, she was so supportive with my getting over heroine, and now I am going to get into a great college!
by zoolander_boobs February 7, 2010
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benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.
You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?
by gclarkey July 18, 2008
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Benson

A Indian with a very tiny chode and thinks he can fight
Hi my name is Benson and I like men
by Cripling depression March 8, 2017
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Benson

When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the water and you cant see the back end because it is down the toilet.
Ron really had to drop one and did the Benson.
by Mike Benson August 29, 2006
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