benchslap

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).

That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson November 3, 2007

bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.

Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.

by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005

Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.

I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.

by Sarick August 24, 2018

Benicio

A Benicio is a very sexy dude. He is so sexy that his butt looks good. He has an amazing personality and will always be a good friend. He my be small but will definitely get taller. He is a ladies man and will always be loyal. He may self absorbent but he will always care. He is the good friend you would never want to lose.

Benicio is so sexy

by bobbyIOI April 20, 2018

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

Group W Bench

A place for crazy people such as mother rapers and father stabbers. And father rapers and mother stabbers. Origins from a popular folk song by Arlo Guthrie called Alice's Restaurant.

That guy belongs on the Group W bench.

by Abbie Hoffman December 6, 2004

benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.

Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.

by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011