Belichick

When you misinterpret a rule.

I'm sorry principal, i didn't know i wasn't supposed to do that, i belichicked the rule.

by mr. cheescake April 13, 2008

Belchin

To take a wide plastic tube and shove it into someone's ass, then to take any variation of rodent and put into the tube entering the person's ass.

The man was belchined and he had to have the gerbil removed sugically.

by The Heb September 11, 2005

Bill Belichick

An incredibly smart coach known for gutsy calls and bizarre tactics. Known to throw the red flag to contest a play and get it denied 75 percent of the time. He also makes brilliant calls that give away football games to football geniuses like Peyton Manning who laughs when they go for it on the fourth down at their 29 yard line. Coach of a team who led a perfect season and choked on the last game. If he would have just had another camera on the sideline he would have been able to cheat better. With Tom Brady as your jester, anything is possible, except making an intelligent call to win the game.

I totally pulled a Bill Belichick - I had the game in the bag and then I gave it away.

by tom brady cheat November 16, 2009

Belchin

To force a gerbil or small rodent into someone's ass through a small tube.

The other day, I bought a metal tube for the belchin party.

by Klitzy Bawls September 11, 2005

Belchian

Speaking while belching.

Did Lauren just say that entire sentence while burping? Yes...she was speaking Belchian.

by Vickster559 August 10, 2010

Belching practice

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

by Delete this account now October 27, 2023

Pulled a Belichick

To perform something very well until the very end making it count for nothing.

The 2007 New England Patriots were on track for a perfect season when they "pulled a Belichick" and lost to the Giants.

"Ha, Frank was beating me really bad at pool until he pulled a Belichick and accidentally sank the eight ball"

by Corey Moore February 22, 2008