Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

Belfast Kiss

During a fight, or just as a surprise, a Belfast Kiss is when someone smacks someone else in the face with their forehead.

"Holy crap, O'Toole just gave Mack a Belfast Kiss and he broke his nose!"

by Moose111 April 29, 2006

Belfast Blitz

The act of shitting on someone from an elevated height.

One example of this, is where someone would stand on a rooftop, and excrete faeces on the unsuspecting victims below. The shit drops and lands like a bomb, and is a common prank in the city of Belfast, hence Belfast Blitz

by john tamase May 15, 2008

Belfast Handshake

When somebody is in front of you and facing you, grab their shirt and head-butt them as hard as you can. May be followed with an optional smack to their head.

He got a bloddy nose from that Belfast Handshake!

Im gonan give him a good ol' Belfast Handshake next time i see him!

by "Jim" November 25, 2005

Belfast bombscare

When you butt fuck a women on government benfits and jizz in here ass while stealing out of here handbag.

I can’t believe I’ve been Belfast bombscared I needed that money for my child’s school uniform

by Seinfein bumstain November 22, 2021

belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

Belfast Exit

Instead of an Irish exit where you leave without saying goodbye, you drop a massive controversial take to ruin the vibe of the night and then leave alike to bombing the vibes of the night.

“Hey man, how’s it going?”
“Good, but I’m about to do a Belfast Exit”
“Dude, you can’t do that it’s Thanksgiving.”

by PadreGustavo November 19, 2023