belarus

Former Soviet republic. Kicks ass for such a small country. Great hockey team.

Belarus rocks! Lithuania does not.

by Smurf October 5, 2004

belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014

belax

verb. to calm down

"Why are you all worked up? Just belax, man."
"Belax? Don't you mean relax?"
"Hey, just be it so you don't have to re it."

by Col Trautman July 1, 2003

Belato

The full feeling in your belly after eating at least two scoops of gelato.

All that gelato gave me belato!

by Beena May 4, 2006

belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009

Belay On

Often used as a climbing term the phrase "Belay on" can also be used in regular conversation to let someone know they have YOUR permission to proceed on with whatever they are doing or about to do.

Roommate 1: "Dude I'm gonna go drop a duece, ok?

Roommate 2:"Belay on, Bro."

Or

Roommate 1: "Hey man I think I'll take out the trash tonight."

Roommate 2: "Belay on."

by Rasswipe December 8, 2010

belascbro

refers to an individual, usually male, who has done something reminiscent of the suburban cult legend of belasco. usually used to characterize someone who has sustained a sport injury and will not seek medical attention and/or has alot of sex but is afraid to film it.

Could also refer to someone who is a "bro" and likes the comic book character belasco. this is used sarcastically.

Look at that limp, Kevin is being a real Belascbro

You're going to comicCon, real cool belascbro.

by redheads anonymous May 26, 2011