Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

Bummy Behavior

The behavior of someone that expresses the actions of being bummy (acting foolish; being obtuse).

"You're going to try to scam the machine out of 3 dollars? That's bummy behavior!"

by TeironTV March 24, 2019

bitch like behavior

acting like a bitch, in other words exhibiting or displaying mean behavior

which explains the term bitch-like-behavior

she told me to throw myself of the bridge, wow she really does exhibit bitch like behavior

by the Urbandictionary expert January 2, 2016

Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.

That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

regulus behaviour

Someone drowning or someone who has drowned

Person 1: did you hear,Stacy drowned last week
Person 2: smh, regulus behaviour

by Your average bitch December 26, 2021

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009