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blinding stupidity

Your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...
by _ June 2, 2004
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happy beginning

The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.
Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
by Goldenrod June 21, 2008
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Blinding lights lyrics

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Guy1: “Hey what are the blinding lights lyrics?”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”
by Xirock October 9, 2023
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Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.
Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...
by The Destructonator September 27, 2010
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Back bending

A girl going into a sex position.
5th element iykyk
Daniel- 'i am the master of back bending.'
Issabella-'i can back bend for you.'
by Master bender July 21, 2020
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curse of binding

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks
by TROLLKING9001 June 26, 2020
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Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.
JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.
by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009
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