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Mr. Berger

One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.
Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"

Brad: " Fax."
by Thecapnow January 19, 2022
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Berger

The act of forcing your bare skinned rear end into another's face in which the nose of the recipient is prodded deep into the rectum of the donor. When delivering a berger it is almost always necessary to have accomplices pin down the beneficiary beforehand to ensure cooperation.
Mike had been eagerly waiting with his pants down when the rest of us pinned down Tim. After a long struggle, Tim succumbed to the inevitability of the berger.
by The Berger King January 24, 2009
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berger bopping

to download music and drink sauvignon blanc or wine at the same time.
The lonely girl spends all her time berger bopping on the weekend.
by stev25 August 21, 2009
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Beerter

Beerter: a system to exchange beers for services, concert or sporting event tickets instead of cash. Transferable to other people
My buddy helped me move last week. Instead of paying him cash. I gave him some beerter vouchers I passed along from an electrical job I did.
by Puckstop22 April 17, 2019
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Berger

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Berger = 🧩
by I hate myself 69 January 19, 2021
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Pull a Harrison Bergeron

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)
Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.
by SnatchMaster17 August 20, 2013
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berger

the guy that still can beat the living shit out of the two authors above him
if you tell me who you are berger will come and rape your mother to prove his straightness and bash your pretty face ugly
if he know you are against him
by youguystillareassholes December 17, 2008
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