Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle July 9, 2007

Beef Stew

To take a wet shit in someone’s mout.

Man, Jake just got Beef stewed.

by Bimbo83922 December 18, 2018

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.

I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!

by Muffle December 13, 2024

Beef stew

When a girl shits and pisses on your penis and then she sucks it all off and you cum

Damn Kayla gave me the best beef stew last night it was so creamy and warm.

by @chromosomeoverload.v2 May 20, 2019