by Druggedsalmon November 23, 2022

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.
I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
by monster cookie May 10, 2014

“Did you see Asia’s pink uggs? I thought she always said she was a thug. I guess she’s a bedazzled thug.”
by Chu chi March 17, 2024

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone
by HIUGLY79 December 5, 2018

A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

When a white hoe decides to ✨spice up✨ Her wardrobe by adding $1’s worth of gems from hobby lobby to her clothes
by anonymous December 17, 2020
