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Glenn Beck

1. Synonymous with the word "bullshit."

2. Synonymous with the word "myth."

3. Synonymous with the words "drug addict; alcoholic."

4. Synonymous with a radio/TV host who spreads bullshit, myths, rumors, and a bunch of other random, nonsensical fuckery on a daily basis. Used to be an alcoholic and a drug addict.
1. David: Hey Doug, I heard some bad rumors about you at school.
Doug: Don't worry, it's a bunch of Glenn Beck.

2. In Ancient Glenn Beckology, there were stories of dragons and serpents. Note: I said STORIES.

3. A: Bill became a Glenn Beck, so he smoked pot until his brain stopped functioning.
B: Michael sure loves his booze, he must be an Glenn Beck!

4. Glenn Beck: Welcome to the Glenn Beck Program, my shit smells excellent.
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Glen Beck

1) Mentally unbalanced

2) Alcoholic

3) Of a considerably low I.Q

4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual

5) Conspiracy Theorist

6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'

7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel

8) Believes in his Aryan background

9) Fat

10) Large male that cries on syndicated television

11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly
Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?

Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.
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1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your shit,

4) to go fucking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye
Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night

Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.
by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
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Glenn Beck

Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.
Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."
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Glenn Beck.

The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.
Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!
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Glenn Beck

A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.
Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!

Seriously do you need to know more?
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Glenn Beck

You don't need one if you've seen "Glenn Beck" on FOX.
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