Bagophile

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.

"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."

by TheSamePoJopojo May 13, 2009

boobophile

A person that is obsessed with large breasts. This person does not care about any other part of the female only the chest region.

Matthew is such a boobophile, that woman's face looks like a zebra's rectum, but he slept with her anyway because of her huge breasts.

by Wyattattack December 1, 2011

Bobbophile

Someone with an unhealthy obsession with Bobby to the point of liking them more so than their own family members or significant other. A semi codependency on their interactions with a Bobby to the point of almost constant contact via messages.

That girl is such a bobbophile.

by Tommy T with a K June 26, 2023

baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

Beedophile

The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

Biebophile

Any grown man or woman who enjoys being anally penetrated by someone dressed like Justin Bieber.

Did you hear that Pepe is a Biebophile? I wonder if his girlfriend plays along!

by DailyExorcism2 March 12, 2011

bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.

Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.

by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016