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Beaumode

Beaumode is a state of mind in which you're no longer in control of your actions, you're still awake, and your brain enters autodrive. A person who experiences beaumode does not have any recollection of the events that occured from the time they started to experience it.
Beaumode is a unique mindstate which can only be achieved through excessive overdrinking and mixing beer + liquor in your system.
by iamanonymous December 17, 2007
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Beaumont

A extra large male that eats an excessive amount daily. Very lazy and usually sleeps. Often, "head of the household"
Boy 1- "Dude theres no more food in the fridge"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."

Example 2

"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"
by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008
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beaumont

Place where upper class french people strut around like they know everything. Yes they are stupid. Move here and hang yourself in one week is common because it is so boring. Man everyone should just find a french person and stabb them.
Hey, Do you like my car? No, thats not your car. Um, yes it is, that is my car. No its not, my son could beat you up. Okay i agree, but that doesnt change the fact that its my car. Beaumont
by Beaumont Alberta January 3, 2006
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ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
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beaumaster

Beaumaster is when a guy can shoot jizz after climaxing over 15 feet.
I was having sex with Jenny when her dad walked in on us and hit him with the Beaumaster skills.
by Rusty panda horn October 11, 2016
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Beaumont woods

All you can smell is curry and noodles
by Sexy paki 123 August 21, 2019
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Beaumont leys

If you think Bristol is bad, Beaumont Leys is worse
by Beaumont Leys hater May 17, 2023
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