Beastre

Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.

I could be Gaming Right now .

Beastre you need to think.

Beastre: every time I think things get worse.

Don't ruin my reputation.

FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!

Get better bro

by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021

Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.

Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012

breastraction

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.

I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.

by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse

the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus

by horn dog January 3, 2003

Beasta

To have your chain hang low; To show off diamonds and bling.

That kid is a straight up Beasta.

by Baby Powda September 14, 2006

beasteality

a sexual relationship with an animal

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew

by blondebomshell January 28, 2014

beastiality

Having sex with an animal

just so you know its not ok, its just gross
beastiality is not something that should be a thing
ew

by bleach my eyes January 3, 2020