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Beastmode

More Intense than being extremely good at; being so good that there is a mode were you are fucking amazing; being extremely good at.
"Last night in bed with that girl, I gotta say, I was in Beastmode."
"I was in the zone with Beastmode playing that game!"
by Monkey crazy May 26, 2009
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Beastmode

A de-evolutionary state of being where an alpha man reverts to his animalistic dominant nature.

Only alphas are capable of switching on beastmode and turning into beasts.

Beastmode provides the following super powers - unhuman like levels of stamina, power, hunger and seduction
Beastmode however reduces ones cognitive ability such as logic and reasoning

Certain things can accelerate and encourage beastmode in alphas such as – hanging out with fellow alphas, loud music, darkness, full moons, alcohol consumption, fit poon

The following can discourage beastmode – yoga, musicals, plays, fat women, ugly women, hairy women, men who think they are women, consumption of vegetable and fruits.
Where is my wallet? What day is it? Where am I? How did I end up in another country? Who are these fine naked women next to me? Why is there a dwarf with an ice bucket on his head hanging from the ceiling like a pinata? So many questions. I must have gotten into beastmode yesterday...
by Dingus Dongus November 20, 2017
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Beastmode

To be ridiculously good at what it is you do.
Have you seen Justin Stanley lift, fucking BEASTMODE!
by Beasto April 5, 2008
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beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals.i.e road kill kittens
omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac
by werdanny June 2, 2008
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straight beasted

1. when you beat someone really bad (if talking about sports has to be atleast a 20 point lead)
2. when you mad hungry and you just everything mad quick
1a. I straight beasted mike in madden
1b. The Bears straight beasted the Niners when the beat them 41-0 at halftime
2. I was so hungry i straight beasted the rest of the pizza
by Bob-Keith October 30, 2006
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BEASTMODE

Taking a massive shit in a Public bathroom sink, then screaming BEASTMODE as loud as possible
I went completely BEASTMODE in that McDonald's yesterday
by thebeastMC March 12, 2014
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Beastmode

While your significant partner is in missionary position and on her back, you proceed to flip her over into doggy style and yell the word "BEASTMODE!", and ram her head through the wall.
Casey: "Hey BEN! What's that hole in your wall??"
Ben: "Oh.. You know!"

Casey: "You went beastmode last night!"
Ben: "Sure did. Bitch's head looks like a pancake now!"
by ChineseTaco & Omega February 21, 2010
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