barely buzzed

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

by turk10777 August 28, 2014

bare travs

Bare travs translates literally as 'an excessive amount of travelling will be required to reach your destination.' See also, bare.

Joe: "Yo Sophie what college you applyin' for?"
Sophie: "Probs Nottingham."
Joe: "Man, that's bare travs!"
Sophie: "seen."

by Joe 'abe' Hall November 5, 2010

bare dickn

Bare Dickn (or bare dick’n) refers to unprotected sexual intercourse without use of a male condom or female condom (does anyone actually use those?). The penis is “bare” and in full glory.

I was bare dickn this hot chick last night. I hope I didn’t get her pregnant or we’ll need to go to the smishsmortion factory.

by Deeznuts2769 January 20, 2018

bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019

Soul barence

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.

Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’

by theMothershed November 28, 2018

bare hilare

A phrase used to describe somebody as very funny

"You Are Bare Hilare moit, yeah sick in the head and you knows what we does up here"

by Lilscooter11 September 28, 2005

bareback license

Medical certificate indicating freedom from STD.

Got the tests done today and should have my bareback license in about a week.

by James Randall June 29, 2007