A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.
by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008
Get the Beartender mug.The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
by Mel09 May 17, 2006
Get the bouncing the bearded clam mug.A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.
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by T. J. October 30, 2003
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When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'
Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011
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