A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019
Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
by COLOMANE BEANIE November 30, 2018
A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
by XKraxkenX September 09, 2022
Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see
by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018
by Killerqueen42069 September 03, 2022
A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"
President George is the most famous "beanis"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023
1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry
2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things
2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009