The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

beastass

Beastass (Bee-st a-s) adj.

1. An adjective to be used when all other descriptors fail to communicate the superior nature of the object or action being described.

2. Beyond the highest or most superior quality

"I say, that performance of Don Giovanni was simply Beastass"

"Mmm, you must try the Glenlivet private reserve. The flavors are absolutely Beastass"

by Dr Hillbilly July 31, 2006

beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

by Fraser March 18, 2008

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

beastage

1. An act of wantom brutality.

2. A display of masculine bravado.

1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"

2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."

by Basin City April 27, 2006

Beantalk

a positive expression that can mean a lot of different things in a positive light and how you use it. All about positivity.

The beantalk after practice created a brotherhood between players.

by Tfowk July 24, 2017