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beanie sauce

Another word for bean soup, or what is inside of a bean
When I came home mom had made beanie sauce for dinner
by ZhonglisPoptart May 25, 2021
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dick beanie

God my date had a dick beanie, so fucking gross. Wasn't gonna touch that mess.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Beanie Man Syndrome

Abrv. BMS. The frequent and potent finkel air excretion caused by ingestion of large amounts of beans and bean biproducts. Most commonly caused by excessive burrito intake. Syptoms can last for several days and can include diarreah, motorcycle-like sounds, and a trail of rank gas potent enough to clear even the largest of rooms.
"My friend is BMS'ing because he can't keep his hands off those damn Grandito-Burritos!"
by Shawn July 29, 2005
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beanie

One particular girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is very inteligent. Her smile lights up any room dimmed by the dull weathers of england. If you saw her for the very first time you would Never be able to look away. When you look into her eyes your heart smiles with joy. If you were ever lucky enough to know a Beanie you would be crazy and mentally ill not to find her the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...
BeautifulHatWarmBeanie
by Xenon1223 April 11, 2010
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Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),
1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.
by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010
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Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.
Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load
by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011
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Penis Beanie

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."
by dixintha March 25, 2008
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