Bean Bag Tag

A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).

Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."

Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"

Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"

Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."

by gay guy one February 23, 2009

Baby In A Bean Bag

When a mans penis is so small or his scrotum is unusually large, that the penis lays engulfed in his sack like a small baby in a large bean bag.

Ernesto - "I thought sergio didn't have a penis at first, but then noticed it was hard to find because he had a baby in a bean bag."

by Dmitri Austin May 25, 2010

Hairy Bean Bag

A man nut sack or scrotum with pubic hair.

Suck my hairy bean bag you fucking moolie.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

Bean Bag

A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.

Becky is such a bean bag now a days, With all the baby dikes!

by DCGlitter December 28, 2007

airry bean bag

Old man balls with enough hair to knit a sweeter

Saw some dude taking poo in the woods and his plum sack and pubes were touching the floor " told my buddy that's one Airry bean bag"

by Airry o la May 20, 2017