Beasters

Canibus Sativa Indica buds sold in the continental United States on a wholesale scale by Triads gangs operating between Vancouver, Seattle, and San Fransisco, for recreational use, because it is almost useless as medical marijuana. Beasters originates as very well grown BC Bud, from British Columbia, in southwest Canada, an area that has developed in the last half-century to produce copious amounts of quickly grown dense and dank indica nugget for Canada and America's West Coast. This dank indica is shaken over screens to remove its kief in order to make hash. The Triads sell the hash for top dollar, and then treat the garbage bud to fool the buyer, and toss it over the border fence into northern washington state. The triads drive up from Frisco and pick it up in the woods, selling it as medical bud to unsuspecting teenagers all over the country. Dont try and find it, they'll shoot you...

DONT BUY BEASTERS. You are supporting gang activity, and the desecration of a totally useful medicine. Its not as bad as mersh schwag, which is grow by mexican slaves under cartel control, but its worse quality, which much degradation, and hardly any THC, or anything, but grass, left.

Like Beasters!

by Jah Rastafari420 March 16, 2011

Dick Beaters

see Dick skinners

me talking to my little brother when I'm watching him" Hey dude dinner time did u wash ur Dick Beaters

by Brando April 11, 2004

Peter Beaters

Another name for a man's hands.

Hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! It looks like he's carrying two bunches of bananas!

by mck681s May 28, 2012

buffalo beaters

Wagon-burning Native Americans in the plains/mountains who wanted to compete with the salmon-beating coastal Native Americans.

Those buffalo beaters sure give the salmon beaters a run for their money. Did you hear that Lone Warrior beat 3 buffalo in one day. That's impressive, enit Marlita?

by rockclimb3r October 1, 2009

ankle beaters

Pants that people wear pants, mostly blue jeans that come up to their ankles other than below them.

Look at that boy wearing those ankle beaters! They come all the way up to his ankle! They don't even touch his shoes!

by bebecutie1212 October 12, 2008

wife beaters

Those that physically abuse female spouses.

The people in this room are known as wife beaters.

by a February 18, 2007

purple people beaters

a group of 3 or more that are dedicated to hunting down and destroying every purple person they can find.

watch out for them purple people beaters,its over for you if they catch you.

by thatwhiteguy3304 February 27, 2019