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Beaker

Someone who never stops talking about themselves. Like Beaker from The Muppets- "Me me me me me me"
"Did you hear John moaning about how ordinary his life is again today?"

"AGAIN? That guy is such a beaker.
by Noit May 13, 2011
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Beaked

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.
I got beaked!
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im in the shit...beeaked to the max
by bam May 13, 2005
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tweaker beaker

Tweaker beaker is the type of lighter that is generally all white or a clear cheap lighter you can buy at the dollar store in packs. They are generally the kind you can easily take the head off, turn the flame up, and light your pookie to smoke crack/meth.
Yo pass me the tweaker beaker.
by tall ass j October 24, 2018
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beaked

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.
David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.
by The Beaked April 4, 2011
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Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth
Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked
by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018
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A Leaking Beaker

A dumb bitch. A self conscious, overused slut who they call the double deepthroater. She can play you almost as fast as she can suck off three different black guys at once. People lose as many IQ points as she has tissues stuffed in her bra when she tries talking but her bra doesn't take nearly as much punishment as she does in her free time if you know what I mean. She legally classifies as a dwarf and has the athletic ability of a chicken with an extra chromosome. A true blonde bitch who can give you a fun time if you call her up and you can catch her on the live show every day from 4:30 to 6:00.
Dude - "Yea that chick A Leaking Beaker is letting so many guys eat her out, they better start putting the nutrition facts on her."
by TylerIsMyBae November 9, 2016
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