Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020

Bavarian creamer

When (preferably) a woman gives you hand job/blow job using a Bavarian cream doughnut. A varation of this involves her licking it all up or eating the doughnut while performing the above mentioned. Not to be confused with a Boston creamer.

I would love that chic to give me a Bavarian creamer.

by redleader2569 November 7, 2010

Bavarian Malfunction

A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."

Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.

Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.

by Samuel L J December 21, 2008

bavarian-filled

The sexual act of ejaculating semen inside a woman's asshole right after copulation, just like filling a doughnut with bavarian cream.

Jet: Yo man, me and Camille were fucking like crazy last night. She even let me ejaculate my semen up her sweet ass!

Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!

by mister creampie July 21, 2010

Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.

by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage December 3, 2007

bavarian creamsickle

An act in which a man jizzes and puts it into a blender. He then adds ice and blends them into a frozen treat. Once blended the guy dips his dick into the mix and recieves a blowjob from his partner.

Christina: Gill let me enjoy a bavarian creamsickle last night it was delicious!

Gill: Man, Christina sucked on my bavarian creamsickle as if it was the best popsicle she has ever had.
J HAM: Damn i wish i could get blown.

by KingOfTheSwing June 23, 2006