Bavarian truffle

Allowing your female acquaintance to dump on your junk and then teabag her with it

1: I hung out with sally last night
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!

by Younov Slovege August 18, 2008

Bavarian Cream Pope

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling

Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.

by vurtcat April 30, 2005

Bavarian Butt Bash

When two people bash their bare asses together for sexual pleasure. Basically making out with your ass cheaks.

Timmy: Meso horny.

Jimmy: Wanna do a Bavarian Butt Bash?

Timmy: Okay just take the dildo out of your ass this time.

by FannyFondler December 15, 2008

Bavarian Slice

A term used to describe a very very very very very very truly beautiful male. Can be used as an adjective and as a noun. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Vanilla slice, Iced bun.

'OH MY GOD, HENRY CAVILL HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM'
'WHAT A BUTTER PIE!'

'WHAT, I AM SORRY, HE IS A BAVARIAN SLICE!!'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

Bavarian Tea Party

Essentially tea-bagging with beer in your mouth.

When you lean your head back and gargle beer while a guy comes up from behind you to dip his balls into your mouth.

"I got wasted at a party and had a Bavarian Tea Party with this guy whose name I can't remember."

by Scandinavian Welfare States December 1, 2009

Bavarian High-Ho

1. Sexual intercourse involving rubbing the penis between a woman's breasts (preferably voluptuous) until ejaculation, leaving her with a 'Pearl necklace' (see def.)

2. The above-described actions supplemented by fellatio. Oh yeah!

Your mom was over last night and we did a bit of the ole' Bavarian High-Ho! I left a tip on the nightstand.

by Kluver-Bucy December 22, 2003

Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005