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Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.
Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."
by mike87111 January 1, 2012
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battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie
chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane
by masteroffire October 27, 2012
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Battish

New Genre: Battish - Expression of camp music.
"Battish Sound" - Guitar login sound on Windows Seven.
by DR BAT01 June 10, 2010
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buttshitass

A name for an unbearable situation, completely unneccesary amount of time spent sitting in one place, or something so irritating this string of cusswords spews forth from your gut with the rage of a thousand suns.
"Flying from Pittsburgh to Seattle sucks raging airplane buttshitass." - Matthew Inman (TheOatmeal.com)

" My boss is such a..a.....a.. BUTTSHITASS!"
by Urban_Monkey_One April 17, 2010
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Batshit Insane

by theropissed March 17, 2009
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Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
by Catschnell February 3, 2009
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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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