batteries

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Butterbear

a chubby and hairless homosexual. a butterbear is not a bear or a twink, but his chest has a healthy sprinkling of brown sugar. He is a 60/40 mixture.

hes not a bear or a twink??

...nah dude..hes a butterbear

by butterbear December 29, 2013

Butterbean

The cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Usually comes from Texas.

He’ s/She’s my little butterbean the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Oh, my little Texas King/Queen. He’s/She’s my little butterbean.

by mrscreason January 3, 2018

Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried

"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"

by Charizards November 1, 2011

b batteries

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.

The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.

by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004