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Brockhampton

i love brockhampton, their music is really good!
by epicnegro69 November 28, 2018
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brocken

When your sixth grade boyfriend breaks up with you and you go to your snapchat story to rant. Because your in sixth grade you cant spell.
by imsobrocken January 1, 2021
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Brock Samson

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
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Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009
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Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99
by dirtchute September 16, 2009
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Brock samson

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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Bardock

Everyone:Hooray,everyone give praise to our new violent saviour!!! Dobu dores dobu dores-
Bardock:No,none of that, shame on you.
by Urban Kuriboh June 26, 2018
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