A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.
Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.
by Renee May 11, 2003
by GrandFunk December 06, 2003
a 100% fake roll model known as a blonde doll that is annorexic, has oversized plastic boobs and proves you can do anything while wearing heels. Lives in a pink dream home and drives her freakin' pink car, making little girls think that youh can live a dream life even if your blonde and cant remember what you did last night at the club.
Also teaches little girls who to be sluts at very young ages.
Also teaches little girls who to be sluts at very young ages.
by iamamazing94949 April 07, 2008
The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...
by Timbolicious January 16, 2008
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.
I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.
by fags-in-the-shower January 18, 2006
by DizzyLizzy June 18, 2007