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barbie

A doll that many women wish they could look like, but is too stupid to realize that Barbie is not real.
Barbie was pissed when she caught Skipper giving a blowjob to Ken. She kicked Skipper's ass, dumped Ken and decided to stay at her best friend, Christie's house.
by Renee May 10, 2003
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barbie

some bitch toy whos commercials take up over two thirds of the tv that we watch.
man, i have a good mind to go over to that mofo who created barbie and pop a cap in his ass!
by GrandFunk December 6, 2003
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barbie

a 100% fake roll model known as a blonde doll that is annorexic, has oversized plastic boobs and proves you can do anything while wearing heels. Lives in a pink dream home and drives her freakin' pink car, making little girls think that youh can live a dream life even if your blonde and cant remember what you did last night at the club.
Also teaches little girls who to be sluts at very young ages.
hunny your soo fake youh make barbie look real.
by iamamazing94949 April 7, 2008
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barbie

The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...
I want to be just like Barbie! That bitch has everything!
by Timbolicious January 18, 2008
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Barbie

as you said, a plastic whore, with twice a human amount of neck.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Barbie

A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.
I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.
by fags-in-the-shower April 9, 2006
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barbie

Where would I be without my barbie?
by DizzyLizzy July 16, 2007
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