A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.
Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.
Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?
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Get the Bandz mug.The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.
Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night
Both: Banter m8 yh init
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night
Both: Banter m8 yh init
by Domesh August 29, 2014
Get the Banter mug.A sorry individual who claims others banter as his own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.
Commonly grabs banter from one group of friends and recycles it to use on another group, hence claiming it as their own.
Vinny: Oi Wreck, I saw a German bloke in a herlequin suit when I was in Amsterdam the other week! Unbelievable banter!
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar
Wreck: Yea?? Really?? U cunt, Mills already told me that story, u fuckin banter burglar
by Wreck September 22, 2005
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