An ogre like cretin with an abnormally large head. Bano’s tend to enjoy making fun of other people when approached with the word “Saoirse”
Bano: ALRI BUD
Guy: Saoirse Bano!
Bano: Do you like being five foot four and still being in love with your ex!?
Guy: Saoirse Bano!
Bano: Do you like being five foot four and still being in love with your ex!?
by Alribud April 12, 2019
Get the Banomug. Hey get over here Bano!!
by banutehaha June 18, 2018
Get the Banomug. The phrase you use in a Spanish class in America to let the teacher know you are going to use the restroom. Instead of asking “puedo ir al bano?” simply tell the teacher, “I’m going to poder the bano”
by ThaudSpanishLessons June 8, 2022
Get the Poder the Banomug. Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
Get the Lorenzo Los Banosmug. A BANO, "Birthdays and National Anthems Only," is a type of person who exclusively sings "Happy Birthday" and nation's anthems with a little or a lot of skill and effort. They seem to be only good at singing (or playing) these, and fail to play or sing anything else with as much skill.
by arc-zen February 26, 2023
Get the BANOmug. A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.
by Mike F. July 9, 2022
Get the Los Banosmug.