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boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Banana Peel

Placing or forgetting a used condom, and having someone else step and/or slip on it.
I totally got drunk and left a Banana peel on kitchen floor last night.
by Chowchowcity May 25, 2014
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Balayage

A type of hair highlighting that looks more natural. More color is added to the end of the hair rather than the root. Originated from France.
Most celebrities will use balayage when they want to add color to their hair
by Ashley L. H. August 7, 2006
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Banana Jacket

A man peels and eats the banana leaving the end of the banana intact. Places it on his penis and begins to masturbate with it. The inside melts and becomes warm and slippery when the man is done he can then discard the banana jacket and his bodily fluids
by BackDoorAction October 11, 2011
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banana rag

period sex.
im sure the connections are pretty easy to figure out.
she enjoys a bit of banana rag every now and again...
by Damion Spoon December 2, 2007
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banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped
Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.
by Corn2137 February 24, 2018
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Mud banana

Just finished my coffee, now for my morning mud banana
by Harry Bottum May 27, 2018
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