balian

balian has a fat shlong and he gets all the pussy in the world

oh my god have you seen balian’s dick it’s so huge-said candice

by Jamal and Tyrone May 5, 2021

Balwyn High School

A school where the kidz are dumb the teachers are dumber and YOU ARE ALLWAYS WEARING THE WRONG UNIFORM.
School motto

Constanter ac Fideliter = Skate fast, Smoke grass, Eat ass and Don't forget your hall pass

Dude1: Duuuuuuude what school do u go to ?
Dude2: Balwyn High School Bro
Dude1: F

by PhysicistMathematician August 19, 2019

BalkanMania

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

balvant

Somebody who is strong and handsome. His name has a Hindu origin and means strength and he is attractive and smart. Hard worker and innocent in nature.

Balvant is a great guy! He is trustworthy and likeable.
What would I do without Balvant?

by Ballu345 August 8, 2019

Balkan

Anyone who is pissing you off and is from Bulgaria, Romania, Serbia, Macedonia, Greece and Turkey

*You get killed in Valorant*
You: YOU BLOODY BALKAN. YOUR SO BAD YOUR FROM BULGARIA

by NoBalkansPls January 22, 2022