baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004

Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.

"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"

by Rennieman October 20, 2012

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Baloney Tits

Large saggy tits that rest on a woman's protruding stomach. The tits then resemble a large, unsliced boloney sausage

Check out the girl's "baloney tits"!

by Paul Lo Verme July 9, 2006