Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010

ballsness

The quality of having the balls to do something,

My ballsness paid off when I got her to dance.

by supawordcreata October 14, 2011

Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015

Ballooner

The female equivalent of a boner.

"I have a raging ballooner right now after that commercial with Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pit on the beach!" Said Sally to her BFF.

by belch-no January 13, 2016

ballsnart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and all of a sudden you get a crazy intense ball-sack itch.

Yo bro last night I was cuddling with bae and I ballsnarted so hard it was "nuts".

by Thecrazystapler April 23, 2016

Ballseed

(Noun)

1. A total douchebag; an asshole
2. Someone who either by negligence or stupidity fucks shit up.

3. A close friend or confidant who has decided without warning or reason to be a dick.

"Hey ballseed, you gonna pay me today or what?"

by Urban_Baby January 25, 2023

ballster

Using your own balls as a coaster.

Using your ballster to hold a can of beer.

"Dude, don't put ure beer on the table. Use your ballster."
"Do you have any coasters? Naw, use your ballster."

by Zack & BJ November 7, 2007