dog's bollocks (the)

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

by Andy March 15, 2004

cock and bollocks

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

by laarx December 14, 2009

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

by gumbrack January 3, 2023

Billy Bollocks

To be completely naked

She caught me standing there, completely billy bollocks

by misterhahn August 15, 2006

bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007

Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009