main ballbag

‘main ballbag’ is someone who is trying too hard to be the main character, and showing off their dry ass personality

‘omg i have so many people after me’ - says oscar bullard

‘omg oscar stop trying to be the main ballbag in town’ - says aimee and sydney

by aimee and sydney July 14, 2021

5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.

Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.

by FishFinder36 April 27, 2022

Teatime Ballbag

A man in their mid fifites who had lost a "man boob" through an accient, usually will have a beard and an extremely bad temper.

Marc: Woz! Look, Gilly's only got one Tit, the mardy beardy twat!"

Woz: "Gilly?!"

Gilly: "What?!"

Woz: Yelling "You... Teatime Ballbag!"

by Lord Muttonchop October 18, 2008

billy ballbag

A generic term for a person who can summarily be dismissed as one of little wisdom.

"He's a nice enough fella, Phil, but he does shoot his mouth off about things he knows nowt about... bit of a billy ballbag, to be honest"

by Austin Tayshus September 4, 2018

The ballbag sucky sucky

The act of a man smothering his balls in peanut butter and the dipping his balls into a pond or river with a load of fish and getting the fish to suck his balls for sexual pleasure

Bill: hey man wanna go do the ballbag sucky sucky
Montgomery: sure old chap why not

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Faugh a Ballagh

A battle cry of Irish origin meaning 'clear the way' was first used as a regimental motto of the Royal Irish Fusiliers back in and now the motto of the Royal Irish Regiment. It was adopted by the the Fusiliers back in 1798 after the exploits of Sgt Patrick Masterson at the Battle of Barossa as he attacked the French ranks. Has also been used as regimental mottoes of battalions in the American Cival War such as the 69th New York Volunteer Infantry and the 55th Battalion of the Australian 5th Division in WW1. Clear The Way!

Sgt Paddy Masterson cried faugh a ballagh as he led his troops in to battle.

by smirnoff.1965 November 21, 2010

ball bag balm

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered

Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?

by Reidp3 August 14, 2006