balsam

balsam is the name of the person who means the world to molka

who's balsam?
oh they're the loml

by avexo November 25, 2021

Balgam Du'lillah

Balgam - Phlegm due to cold.
Alham Dulillah - Praise the lord.

Combined it means: "I Praise the lord get Rid of my cold".

Your cold will be over soon. Balgam Du'lillah!

by MetaMod April 15, 2022

balkans

The Balkans is another way to describe southeast Europe. The region has a combined area of 728,000 km² and a population of around 53 million.The region's name comes from the Balkan mountains which run through the centre of Bulgaria into eastern Serbia.

The region's principal nationalities in the balkans are:
Greeks 11.5 million
Turks 9.2 million (European part of Turkey, Istanbul)
Serbs and Montenegrins 8.9 million
Bulgarians 7 million
Albanians 6 million (2 million of them living in Kosovo, Serbia)
Croats 4.5 million
Bosnians 2.4 million
Macedonians 1.4 million

by Dragan December 28, 2005

balamory

Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:

Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes

Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.

PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly

Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*

Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.

Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*

Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"

Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.

Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!

Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*

PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*

Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!

Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!

Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......

Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!

Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*

Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!

Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!

Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!

Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!

Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!

Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!

Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*

Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?

Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...

Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!

Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*

Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*

Spencer: *dies*

PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!

PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!

Edie Mcredie: no.....

PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*

Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*

PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!

And that is the basic layout of the program.

Copyright Jon and George

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by Cloud April 19, 2004

balkanac

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

by Istok March 23, 2007

Post-Balkan Depression

The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.

"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"

by 1st hand smoker March 10, 2017

Balamir

A name which can be considered as obscure and interesting as it's owner. Balamir's will generally act oblivious and will pretend to not understand certain things, but be cautious, more often than not they can know things about you that you didn't even think you'd mentioned. They are generally good at making decisions on impulse although not always the best decisions, many of their decisions being influenced by what best suites them. Many of them will keep things private which may leave you confused if they turn down your offer for no apparent reason. Their goal in life is to generally be able to find their way into the deepest depths of other people, being able to offer insightful advice on issues people may be having. They are selfless people who enjoy the thrill of helping other people deal with their problems, putting any issues they have to the side and generally not speaking of their deepest emotions. A few people will take them for granted or outcast them, but they are an invaluable companion who you can always rely on when the going gets tough.

"I asked that guy, Balamir, for some advice earlier. It really helped me out."

"Balamir sure is a weird guy, but he's pretty funny at that!"

by Emveece March 21, 2013