Bald Eagle

The sex act in which the man shaves his partners head bald, and paints a target on the shaven region. He then has sex with the girl, and when he is about to bust, he pulls out, and the girl moves (at least) 15 feet from him. He then attempts to shoot his jizz on target. The closer to the bull's eye he gets, the more the guy can boast.

Yea, it was crazy, we did a Bald Eagle, and i got right on target.

by S-Bert August 23, 2006

bald eagle

the male equivalent of a cougar; an older man who seeks out young women

Jon is a bald eagle, always chasing after eagle scouts.

by JonTheGeek January 22, 2008

Bald Eagle

If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!

Did you hear how James left his wife? He bald eagled the bitch! Thats a cold motherfucker!

by Moose4413 January 6, 2009

The bald eagle

when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled

1.. she had a nice bald eagle when i was there last

2..you i just balled that eagle

by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 6, 2003

The Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your partner's hair during sex and shoving it up the rectum and shitting it out.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the bald eagle and it was great, but now my ass itches

by Jonjohanjenkenheimershmidt October 23, 2015

bald eagle

a hairless cok

that kids so young hes got a bald eagle

by Matt Jones February 22, 2003

The Bald Eagle

The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.

Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.

by danton2015 May 12, 2011