bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head

Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022

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Balde

A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd

That Football Player For Celtic

by Rick Monias April 10, 2003

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bald

exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head

some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"

by ICevil January 10, 2005

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Balde

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.

"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

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Your roommate owes you over $300 bucks back rent and he has the nerve to go out and buy an XBOX? Dude, that's so bald.

(also used with "did or doing")

Tony told your fiance about what happened at the bachelor party. Man he did you bald.

or

Your girlfriend is screwing the whole wrestling squad, she's totally doing you bald, man.

by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005

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bald

Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.

Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!

by PrettyLips March 17, 2008

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