ballast

The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.

Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.

Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.

Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?

Rob: In a heartbeat

by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006

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Balala

The sixteenth king of Balalaland, which covered Iran, Iraq and the Arabian peninsula 4000 BC. A great king who defeted the Aleccian Empire with aid from Magec the Great, Balala introduced many reforms in the former Aleccian Empire which prospered under the rule of Balala and his successor Vakala II. Never mentioned in any history books.

"Have you ever heard the story of king Balala"

by Balala könig von Balalaland January 26, 2021

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balalalala

If you say this word your dumb

"omg Sean said balalalala he's so dumb"

by anonymous April 12, 2021

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Balalaphobia

Fear of Arab (or Arab-looking) people.

Some argue that the root cause of the alternative energy movement in the US is not environmentalism but rather balalaphobia.

I'm not a balalaphobe. I'm a niggerphobe and a chinkophobe.

by mynameorpseudonym February 19, 2009

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