Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

by GerarDS April 12, 2005

Blakean

(pronounced blakeian) - w.r.t. the visual arts, painstakingly realistic in representing human anatomy and other natural forms, while also radiantly imaginative.

In my Blakean year ... (Patti Smith)

by Mapplethorpe January 15, 2011

Blakelock

TA Blakelock (or TAB) is a high school located in oakville Ontario. It’s fairly old and definitely isn’t the best looking school around but overall it’s not a bad school. There are lots of great teachers that feel less like an adult paid to teach you useless information and more like a friend. Though there are a few pretty crappy teachers at TAB. There is a small area on school property known as the pit. The pit is where everyone smokes and hangs out during their free period(s) and even though it’s on school property none of the staff do anything about it. Though Blakelock is a fairly large school it doesn’t have a ton of students at the moment, this year we have just under a thousand. (That’s not a lot compared to the other schools in the area) Most of the students at TAB are pretty cool. There are some absolutely gorgeous girls and pretty hot guys. Most people are pretty nice as well. If you’re about to go to TAB be prepared to be totally lost for the first few weeks but you’ll eventually get the hang of navigating through the huge crowds of kids in between classes.

Student 1: Geez, Blakelock looks like it’s falling apart.
Student 2: that’s because it is.

by Mcke June 23, 2018

A-Blake

When you flip the game on your girlfriend/wife and not give her the D because you're pissed at her and gonna prove the point that you run this shit.

She was rubbin all over my cock but I pulled A-Blake on her to show who's the boss.

by OIFDougie June 26, 2017

Mr Blake

A fatass monotone headass that cums in his students. He also says settle down too much.

You look like Mr Blake.

by mr.blake.official October 22, 2018

National Blake Day

National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else

Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”

by blakelamude December 19, 2018

girl-blake

Very rare but totally worth meeting. Gorgeous and average between the heights of 5 foot 8 and 6 foot. Sensitive but super-caring. Most girl-blake's fall for guys that are tall, dark and handsome. TOO BE HANDLED WITH CAUTION!

Blake Lively
Blake insert girl-blake last name

by missblake March 12, 2009