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A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022
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A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.
I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.
by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022
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Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch lord of the rings this weekend. Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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Jeff bezos and Netflix are such for not having lord of the rings or the Harry potter collections available.
Bezos really is a bag of dicks. I wanted to watch Harry potter . Dick
by Bagod September 26, 2022
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There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session
by Sangas December 6, 2022
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A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
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