she told me I had a rash on my badlands. I said where's that? She said its your taint. I said what? she said taint your balls, taint your ass.
by will via Matt Brady April 28, 2004
Get the badlands mug.When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'.
My baby momma got so angry last night that she popped out some blanderspotchen. At least I don't have to take care of another baby.
by Filber Duckbody May 8, 2008
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"Dude, I gotta shave, It's gettin' pretty hairy down there in the badlands."
"I don't want her anywhere further south than my balls... that's getting into badlands territory."
"I don't want her anywhere further south than my balls... that's getting into badlands territory."
by momruoy May 2, 2009
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Get the Balinder mug.Baelender - To want to personally grind the booty of said person.
Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.
Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.
by PillsburyF Fuckboy January 3, 2015
Get the Baelender mug.The word badlands is used to describe something good that is/has happening/happened. It can be used in the place of "badass", "sweet", "sick", "ill" etc...
The origin of this word was from a sweatshirt bought at american apparel in nyc.
The origin of this word was from a sweatshirt bought at american apparel in nyc.
by jananddan October 14, 2010
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