BILF

Bacon I'd like to fuck

Dude, check out that BILF next to the eggs.

by NICANATER July 14, 2010

bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck.
Used by Stewie Griffin in "Family Guy" in reference to a baby he found attractive in a supermarket.

Stewie: "Ooh, ooh! BILF, total BILF"
Stewie: "Yeah so I got 6 pacifiers"
BILF: "..."
Stewie "Well, that was a big nothing"

by BassMZero January 17, 2011

BILF

BILF is BOSS I'd Like to Fuck.
The whole point of having the acronym (like MILF) is that it's a bit taboo.

My BILF works me really hard. Yeah, baby.

Oooh, the BILF is coming! Time for me to stand by the copier and look cute....

by creaternity June 12, 2006

Bilf

Acronym: Brother I'd like to fuck.
N. Term applied to hot (usually older) brothers of best friends (bfs) or aquaintences. Used when around said targets sibling or other friends who know of siblingship.
Akin and sometimes used in place of the rarer Filf (Family I'd like to fuck; i/e:cousin, step siblings ect., aunts, uncles, cousins inlaw - of friends)
Derivitive of Milf
Note: does not denote an incestual connotation.

Jason: hey (passing to the kitchen)
Jess(studying, overtaken by jasons hotness): Your brothers a bilf.
Lynn: what?
Jess: Is he seeing anyone?
Lynn: What!?....your fucking crazy.

by A.L.F. August 30, 2006

bilf

boy i'd like to fuck

Justin's such a bilf! I'd love to stick my big cock in his tight little virgin ass!

by boytoylover June 11, 2003

BWILF

Acronym for Battered Woman I'd Like to Fuck.

After seeing the photos of Dana Perino's black eye following the Iraq shoe-throwing incident, I must say she is one sexy BWILF!

by twiddlebug December 21, 2008

BMILF

Business man I'd like to fuck

Damn that bmilf is sexy

by bmilflover69 April 25, 2014