Bruce Lees

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

bruce lee

The man who completely PWNED Chuck Norris.

"Did you see the way Bruce Lee completely PWNED Chuck Norris last night?"
"Yeah, Bruce was KING!"

by McVinster June 22, 2007

The Bruce Lee

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.

My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Bruce Lee

Someone Chuck Norris checks for under his bed every night before he sleeps.

Watch the movies of Bruce Lee

by GYLBZF February 21, 2010

bruce lee

Bruce Lee is what everyone in the world should strive too be. Bruce Lee is God.

Bruce Lee be thy name.

by Joey James December 30, 2003

Bruce Lee

Instead of the white guy who has the hot Asian girlfriend it's the vice versa with an Asian guy who has a hot white girlfriend.

"Dude is that your girlfriend over there?"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"

by man.up November 27, 2011

Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008